這是個陰雨天的懸疑故事

This story starts wtih eight men eating 喜洲破酥 at a secret corner: Mr. Blonde(黃雨衣), Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown, Mr. Orange, Mr. Pink, Mr. White, Jam Cable and his son, "Nice Guy" Edit.

"After the credits, the action cuts quickly to the interior of a speeding car. Mr. White, driving with one hand, is trying to comfort a hysterical Mr. Orange, who has been shot in the lower abdomen and is bleeding profusely. They arrive at an abandoned warehouse, later revealed to be the rendezvous point for the armed robbery they have just committed. Mr. White leaves Mr. Orange on the warehouse floor. Mr. Pink appears and angrily suggests that the jewelry heist was a setup. Mr. Brown has been killed by the police and the whereabouts of Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue are unknown to Mr. White and Mr. Pink."



黃雨衣決定走這條路。在蒼山與洱海間感到難以抉擇,索性迷路的他,走向碎碎的磚石。他想,拐進巷子,或許可以。

丐幫留言多留牆角不顯眼處,黃雨衣緊張地極迅速地向左右各瞄一眼,喜洲破酥每個5角,看似平凡,卻一定有什麼重要意涵!黃雨衣絞盡腦汁,急急邁開步伐,總舵肯定有什麼指示。

「一定要與他們會合啊。」他喃喃自語著。

黃雨衣注意到很多家門前都燒了兩支香。

"Mr. White and Mr. Pink are enraged at Mr. Blonde, who shot and killed several civilians after the alarm went off. They argue about whether or not to take the unconscious Mr. Orange to a hospital. The argument turns violent when Mr. White reveals that he told Mr. Orange his real first name. They point their loaded pistols at each other."

「當中必定有點什麼。」他說。他看見一個老婦行色匆匆,便開始尾隨。


一路上有越來越多的老婦人,他想起莊家靈堂那眾多女子、鬼鬼祟祟的氣氛,但是他原本想模擬天龍八部中的大理段譽,不想進入鹿鼎記中韋小寶,只好撇頭甩開這個念頭。

"Mr. Blonde, who has been watching the action from the shadows, steps forward and tells them not to leave the warehouse because Nice Guy Edit is on his way there. Mr. Blonde takes them outside to his car and opens the trunk to reveal Marvin Nash, a police officer he has captured."





跟了一陣,竟然跟丟。黃雨衣看著城牆綿延,有名的大理白塔是在那邊再過去嗎?遠遠地,什麼都看不清楚。現在該做什麼?在這種時候,雨天看到垂垂的、要飛不飛的煙更讓人生氣。


"Mr. Pink and Mr. White brutalize the officer, then Mr. Blonde tapes him to a chair. Edit arrives at the warehouse and orders Mr. Pink and Mr. White to come with him to retrieve the stolen diamonds (that Mr. Pink stashed after fleeing the scene) and get rid of the hijacked vehicles, while ordering Mr. Blonde to stay with the dying Mr. Orange and the cop. The officer denies knowing anything about the setup, and begs to be released."




「你站那邊,小心感冒了。」一個大姊提醒他。黃雨衣詫異了看了她一下。

「來燒根香吧。」另一位大嬸請黃雨衣進寺。黃雨衣突然想到周星馳電影裡面成事不足、敗事有餘的角色,在雨天裡、不只雨天,凡是他出場的橋段都是這樣。說吧,為什麼要在這燒香?鳩摩智都會去討六脈神劍的經書來看,為什麼要在這個不見經傳的小廟宇停留?

他低頭拜了三拜。目光垂低,身體微躬背後門戶大開,實乃武學之大忌。一個奶奶看到他相機的鍊子從口袋放了出來,便使出奶奶龍爪手!

"Mr. Blonde then draws a straight razor from his cowboy boot and tunes a radio, which is playing 'Stuck in the Middle With You' by Stealers Wheel. Dancing around to the music, Mr. Blonde slashes the officer's face and cuts off his ear."

奶奶將鍊子塞進黃雨衣的口袋,並說:「這裡很危險,你要小心。」

許多奶奶連聲附和:「很多人吸海洛英,吸毒了沒錢買,會搶你的。」「下關很危險。」「你走路過去,會扯掉你耳環賣。」「這裡很多老人的耳環都被扯下來,很多的。」「他小伙子只想到要買海洛英,誰管你耳朵流血、扯斷。」

在這人類寫實又殘酷的故事中,一位奶奶遞給黃雨衣一杯濃濃熱茶。白族奶奶們點頭,說:「喝茶、喝茶好,喝茶暖暖身子。」「孩子啊,你要喝,旁邊還有。你再多喝點。」

奶奶們各自也倒了熱茶,眾人一陣靜默,只聞茶水入喉、泠泠雨聲。

細雨中58度C的熱茶激發了白族奶奶們心中一股義氣,咂了一口,他們接著勸告起黃雨衣:「你一個人出來,很危險,還是快回去吧。」「喝完茶就回去,那邊巷子就不要走了。」「你過去了,如果遇到什麼事不好,你身上還帶著重要的東西。」指指黃雨衣口袋那一把。

於是幾個白族奶奶牽著黃雨衣的手,帶他離開。

"He then splashes the officer with gasoline and prepares to ignite it with his cigarette lighter when Mr. Orange suddenly shoots Mr. Blonde several times in the chest, killing him."

黃雨衣,假鬼假怪。

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REF:1992年Quentin Tarantino導演的 Reservoir Dogs
QUOTE:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reservoir_Dogs

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